That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

Creo que puedes cambiar eso en la configuración de idioma.

That food looks way too edible to be Denny’s

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

You pirate to preserve media.

I pirate because I like pissing off billion dollar conglomerates.

We are not the same.

This ‘secrecy’ is not an oversight but a feature that’s codified in the agreement between rightsholders and Internet providers.

Well this setup seems perfectly secure and not at all susceptible to malicious actors.

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

Yeah, I’ve got this dilemma with Deadpool. Broke af but really want to see it.

I remember I used to see xboxes and PlayStations on the shelves frequently. In the last year I’ve seen 2 wiis, 1 wii u, and 1 Xbox 360. No computers anymore. No cool software. The shelves are getting more barren.

Yes officer, this comment right here…

If you’re very unlucky the air force cops would be stopping you

Good to know VGA and parallel port devices are safe.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

XXX will shock you!

Or slammed…

What year is it?!

I don’t mind having ads in my face every day and being tracked constantly if it means I can play games with my friends for an hour a week.

• Everybody, everytime someone mentions switching to Linux

Every day we stray further from God.