If you enjoyed the book, check out the album Haunted by Poe. Anyone with a functioning radio in the 90s may have heard Angry Johnny a time or ten but she’s got some other good tracks too. Poe is the stage name of Anne Danielewski and, if the last name is familiar, that’s because she’s the House of Leaves author’s sister.

You just put a jack under one end of the building, lift it up and let them roll out the other side. Easy peasy.

I used to lose mine until I glued them onto a headband and used some paracord to tether it to my phone case.

Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.

Strong entry for an Ig Nobel Prize if nothing else.

Friend-ulums.

Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.

Arson, murder, and jaywalking.

Outside, not my area of expertise.

Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?

I think they’re referred to as sex workers now but agreed.

Turns out this was all due to a clerical error in the contract back when the system was built: instead of UN Secure Information Access, they got Unsecure Information Access.

On a related note, https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5KfL-4asE

Second favorite server after the Discord with leaked classified documents.

Probably the year before it was truncated so they can get into more search results. Something like “best 2020 party ideas” (without quotes) might do it.

But if I probe a deer, they say I’m a deviant and put me on a list. Bullshit double standard.

That’s because it’s a heart beet.

Careful Pinocchio, one more lie and she’s going to start choking.

Somebody misread “ſeptember” and just went with it.

The name fits, it’s just that the only people in the world who give a shit about baseball are from the USA.