You don’t even know the half of it.

My friend convinced a 45 yr old pharmacist to divorce her husband and leave her family. He dumped her right after.

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

Tobey Mcguire in my ass…

Meh no so bad

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

Huh I never thought about it like that.

He’ll save every one of us

“Cause I’m having a good time, I’m having a ball”

All of those have hidden homosexual messages.

What fresh he’ll is this…

What do they have in common? They’re all fake…

It’s called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They’re bulshit charges that are brought up when “they feel like it”.

Hit with the sticky uh, light it with a blicky uh