Countdown until it turns out that everybody associated with any competition to Musk’s companies just so happens to be a criminal Trump siccs his DOJ after: 5… 4…

1. Not true at all. Vile lies spread by the Democrats.
2. Okay, maybe it is true, but it’s actually a good thing.
3. Okay, maybe the results are catastrophic, but it’s actually the Democrats’ fault. The solution is higher tariffs.

“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”

Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.

This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …

^{women have nipples too}

Or powerwalked really fast.

But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?

Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.

More likely scenario:

People vote politicians who’ve been bribed to use taxpayer money to fast-track research into ways to enable AI to make people dependent on corporations while keeping the people docile and then squeezing them for all their money which is then used to enable the lifestyle in the comic for the corporation top knobs while keeping the wage-slaves free-market-empowered labourers too fed to die but too hungry to think about anything other than being grateful for the scraps they are allowed by their AI-fuelled overlords.

So basically the status quo, only now with AI. Yayy.

I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.

At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.

They’re only called stars if they grew up in the St. Arse region of France.

Not again.

Potayto, potahto, all depends on which reality you choose to inhabit.

These are called schools and universities and whatnot.

*Autounfall

*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt

Fine dust does not have the consistency of chunky salsa, so it checks out.

The druid version is “Create Shortcut”.

Sure, we got him back, but… ever since… he’s … off, somehow.

Split brain configuration: Allows focusing on multiple concentration checks/spells at once. This could also be called paralellization, or multithreaded.

Allows you to concentrate on two concentration spells instead of just one. However, the spell itself is concentration.