Aneurism posting

For mine, it’s the radar seeing the retro-reflective stripes on utility poles being brighter than it expects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

The same is true when you put a cone in front of a human driver’s vision. I don’t understand why “haha I blocked the vision of a driver and they stopped driving” is a gotcha.

These aren’t passive victims, they are operating harmfully dangerous machines at high speeds on roads shared with the rest of us.

To put your number into perspective, if it only failed 1 time in every hundred miles, it would kill you multiple times a week with the average commute distance.

The serious non-joke answer is the same as the one for these standing seats: emergency exit speed. When an airplane crash lands you have like less than 2 minutes to get everyone out before the huge inferno happens and roasts people. So for standing seats that pack even more people into an airplane, they have to prove that they can still get everyone out before the deadline. For laying-down seats they would have to prove the same thing.

That’s what makes the joke funny

No, you aren’t necessarily expected to answer. “Hi” is a totally normal and expected response, for example.

It has nothing to do with tax. It’s just to make the price look one smaller. May I ask where you were taught it had anything to do with tax?

You understand perfectly. It’s fucking stupid. No, the fraction never changes. It’s just a culturally and legally accepted price scam, one of many that only exist in the land of freedom. The price listed is literally never the price you pay in the USA.

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(Disclaimer: this is not a fully formed counter-argument to your statement, merely my thought-vomit).

As a kid growing up in the 90’s you wouldn’t believe the amount of times my parents and teachers vehemently insisted to me that I MUST do dictionary lookup drills because there’s no way I would just always have access to an electronic dictionary in my pocket. I was also told that I absolutely HAD to be fast at paper-based multiplication and long division. It’s not like I would just carry a calculator around with me everywhere I go, that would be insane!

Please don’t conflate American scientists and American politicians. There is absolutely zero intersection between those two groups, and if you don’t think American scientists are on the forefront of nearly every field of research I don’t know what to tell you…

I’m doing a bunch of vacationing at famous museums and it’s insane to me that after we all just learned how to survive a pandemic, I have seen exactly ZERO people who are sick and coughing up a lung in the museums are wearing a fucking mask. I hate humanity.

It’s only weird Puritans and places colonized by Puritans that are anti-human about touching and intimacy. Remember where the Kama Sutra is from, for example.

1/10 no tutorial on how to jump over an office chair.

Haha this joke is funny because foreigners have funny words and sound stupid

Edit apparently need the /s

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Assholes like you aren’t welcome here.