This comic is on a roll today! Keep it coming please and thank you.

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Because some things are, and some things aren’t.

Too bad it doesn’t work for filtering text in images, because here you are.

The idea of ghosts never made sense to me. Like ooooo I’m flickering this light and making creaky sounds in your house. ooooooo, be afraid! Then what? Just repeat that same thing day after day? Boring!

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Balding muscle maniac with fumanchu.

Every other one does not include part of their original names.

Every tree branch shadow is an alien until confirmed otherwise.

I bet I’d love it too, as someone who likes things like Robot Chicken, old Simpsons, South Park, and comedy in general. I’ll watch it and report back so you don’t have to feel sad for much longer :)

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

Thank you, I was confused since I’m unfamiliar with that movie.

This makes sense, thanks. I guess if I knew the Muppet Movie, I’d have know that.

This makes absolutely zero sense. Who got kicked out? Who complained? And who is the owner?

Ooh thanks for the scary movie recommendation. Glad I’m not in your immediate sacrifice plans hehe (⊙ _ ⊙ ). Friends, for now.

“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.” Where is this house located, Paper Street?

Nice catch! It would have made more sense if the user you replied to noticed it first, based on their name.

edit: I take it back, you both have star in your name! You should become friends, to make this go full-circle!

Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.

I’m rooting for you! Sounds like you know what it will take.

You’re too young for irreparable back problems. Work on your posture and also try to strengthen those core muscles.

Good lord, the existential dread!