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It’s a good thing I’m a Pink Floyd fan because I am comfortably numb.

Or is that the dissociation talking so I can get through the next week, at least? Eh, six of one, half dozen of the other.

This vandal has a garage full of downloaded cars.

As someone who also wasn’t sure what this was about, I appreciate the genuine (yet not graphic) explanation. Thanks

Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:

BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.

I’m not sure I want to know how they get yellow.

There is not a single thing about this comment chain that doesn’t bring me joy.

I was always more of a Walrus fan. Goo goo ga joob

I like to think of it like a broken bone. Yes, your overall health is important; no one is questioning that. But if you go into the ER with a broken bone and the doctor tells you that they’re going to ignore your injury in favor of telling you to take your vitamins, they’re an asshole who doesn’t care about your pain or healing your injury.

Systemic racism is the broken bone. No one (except, perhaps, assholes and billionaires) disagrees that all lives have value. Saying “all lives matter” in response to “black lives matter,” though, is saying “let’s wilfully ignore the problem because I am clearly okay with the status quo.”

Edit to fix typo.

I wish this were still the case. The last time I saw one of these was a year or so ago and I was excited to freeze. Unfortunately, the room AC was through a different, more modern, device. They just left the classic to toy with my emotions.

Yes! I love that one! Now with free shipping.

Elle Cordova makes awesome videos; this is one of my favorites of hers.

Agreed. The life of a phone includes multiple cables (unless someone here knows some trick I don’t), so including OEM hardware that’s tested and recommended for the device is great and I wish it were still standard. Phone manufacturers not including parts that they still sell separately seems to have little to do with environmentalism/conservation and much to do with profits.

I’m so disappointed in myself that I can’t find a way to make the surprised pikachu meme an appropriate response to this.

I cackled nonetheless.

But…I actually love pikachu and gaming. :(

Specifically Ash’s pikachu, and no other, but still.

Wait, does this mean Nintendo owes me money? Because I’ll accept.

The correct answer is people are fat cats. That commenter was so close.

This…is disturbing. And bizarre.

I like it. Humorous NSFW wordplay may be my new kink.

Look again at the community you’re in 😂

As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

I’ve only ever known people to use Bing for porn (or because their workplace forces it on them). There are people who actually choose it?

For the nth time in general, I am calling on Lauren Boebert to provide the American people with proof of decency and respect.