Ok, but who prepares three different temperature bowls of porridge and then just fucks off out of the house?

My thoughts exactly, haha! I miss that fever dream of a show.

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

There is a third option…ARRRR

Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

If you believe your point is worth making, then your time isn’t wasted. There are more lurkers than commenters, and your words might have an impact of them without you realizing it.

Say it because you believe in it, and not because you want validation.

Some things aren’t worth engaging with, like when you know the other person can’t or doesn’t want to be reasoned with, or just wants to get a rise out of you.

His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

For a second I confused Tommy Cash with Tommy Wiseau and the quote still made sense.

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.