May I interest you in some…garlic ranch?

Absolutely!

I aspire to be like you! I finally am going to have a DVD player and I am absolutely THRILLED. No joke. It’s going to be fantastic.

Not as fantastic as an old VCR since it’s like 2% harder to fast forward through the ads. But pretty close!

Did mine a few weeks ago. The only part I’m stuck on is OneDrive, which I unfortunately need. I got access to my personal files but not the shared files. The other part is I still need to download all of my mods…which I am not looking forward to 😆 but let me just say it is so nice to have a computer that actually works! It’s older so it was getting impossibly slow.

Between Linux and the new IRS software I am feeling spoiled.

Put it on a VHS, then use one of those VCRs that removes the ads for you.

Yeah they charge more, have less variety, and have fewer sales (discounts). A friend of mine did a (unpublished for an undergraduate course) study on it and the differences between stores even a half mile away are just crazy.

Click all the objects heavier than this one

…spin…spin…spin…

Every party at my last job was a potluck. Except the Christmas party. The Christmas party was secretly mandatory though.

Very assertive of him

Most Americans I know think they’re centrists, even if they support either major party… I’m an American so I know a few Americans lol

You’re welcome!

Would they rather the poop be out of the toilet? I am so confused lol

Although I do agree. Using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting. Also, using a stall after anyone who is not a man has used it is disgusting. (But only if they don’t keep it clean)

And that is just the product title

Sarcasm actually

Also apologies for posting it twice, it wasn’t that funny

Here you go

https://sparktoro.com/blog/an-anonymous-source-shared-thousands-of-leaked-google-search-api-documents-with-me-everyone-in-seo-should-see-them/

Yes, but when we do it it’s for the greater good. Not the same.

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Is that employee named Jeeves?

I read one which said that it’s common for dogs not to poop for a few years

I can’t imagine where it would learn that from

How much did you pay for the privilege?