So… did I miss the cooking time on this recipe? 350 for how long? And this recipe serves how many??? What is happening right now?!?!!???

Welcome all you shiny new Firefox users. Get a cup of a hot beverage and enjoy your freedom.

You don’t have to celebrate your birthday, or any other holiday for that matter. You are allowed to make choices. And when other people get mad, remind them that you are not interested and that’s your choice. They are free to celebrate without you.

That would be fun. And when you get to the name, don’t say yours, loudly say ‘satan’ or ‘zeus’ or ‘slappy the clown’. Whatever comes to mind. And then laugh like a cereal killer afterward.

A clown? I am the headlining act! Now where’s my private dressing room, I have a face to paint!

Vacationing on Mars? Have I got a hair product for you.

Twitter is an everything app… everything & everyone you don’t want or need.

My favorite is, “Teslas Are Boats”.

Yes, only the US uses .gov. All other countries use .gov.uk where the last decimal is their country code. And any country can get a .com without a .com.uk country code attached. That has changed. All .gov are official United States government sites exclusively.

NO! I AM WRONG!!1!!1!!!

Whoa! That looks like the girl from this season of The Block.

1000 years from now, no one, repeat NO ONE will be living on Mars. We will be damn lucky if anyone is still living on Earth.

Please don’t ever turn your computer off, it makes it really hard to spy on you. Thanks -Apple

This is a proper meme!

Chrome was also shoved down user’s throats by being bundled with all kinds of software. When you downloaded programs from places like SourceForge, Softonic and similar, your download (when you installed it) had “Install Chrome Browser” already checked. If you forgot to uncheck the box, you ended up having to uninstall Chrome. It was the most annoying thing ever.

Snail jokes are the slowest to get. Laughing in 10, 9, 8, 7… 6, 5… 4… 3… … 2… … … …, … … …, 1… … … … … … … haha

When the majority of my files were 80’s Synth-pop & Pron!!!

The stove is not hooked up, or in it’s actual spot, no gas line there. This looks like a kitchen in Asia, and the back of that stove folds down to cover the top, a very common Asian design. So the sink would be accessible if the stove were actually installed where it belongs.

Ditto, I did the same. FYI, you can’t use bluetooth or screencast unless you connect it to the internet, and I didn’t really need those features.

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