I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

How have I never known this‽

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy…

How do they work?!

I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:

Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.

Way back before computers had sleep mode we were encouraged to shut it down when not in use to save electricity. I don’t think Windows 3.11 had it. The first time I think I remember encountering it was Windows 2000, but correct me if I’m wrong.

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.

I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get ‘Chinese Symbols’ written in all caps on him.

The amazing bastard did it.

You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

In the end, we all become Crab.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Pixel-Stained_Technopeasant_Day

I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.

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Lookit’ this French Roof, over here, c’rectin’ people’s grammer…