Formerly /u/Zagorath on the alien site.

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zonetoRPGMemes @ttrpg.network500 Hours in MS Paint
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    1 month ago

    This is a bad take. It would work if D&D 5e were the only rules in existence, but it isn’t even the only version of D&D in the conversation, pretty alone the wife breadth of other systems out there. I’ve been singing Pathfinder 2e’s praises for nearly 2 years now, and if the problem with PF is that it’s too crunchy, there are numerous other much lighter systems out there like Dungeon World or 13th Age.

    By all means, use 5e if it works for you, but that shouldn’t stop criticism of it in places where the rules can be exploited, especially if other systems lack those exploits.



  • Zagorath@aussie.zonetoRPGMemes @ttrpg.networkD6 bite damage
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    2 months ago

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    Anônimo disse

    I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian’s bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren’t even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

    also he didn’t wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he’s in the emergency room, so he was like “a rat did it” and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes “yeah okay that happens”

    and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I’m also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

    probablybadrpgideas Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper







  • Oooh this is exactly the kind of deep lore implications that I’ve been missing. I’m afraid I’ve always been a reader of Daystrom threads though, and not so much a contributor.

    My first thought was your second bullet point. To really believe that argument though, I’d want to be able to think up a more detailed explanation. What specifically changed to cause them to send the kids off the ship?

    Of your other theories, without having rewatched the episode recently enough to remember it, I like your idea that there may be enlisteds’ kids on board but that mentioning enlisteds wasn’t relevant at the time. I feel like the additional new assumptions are the fewest with that option.



  • Zagorath@aussie.zoneOPtoRPGMemes @ttrpg.networkPeak D&D 6e
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    3 months ago

    Tbh I agree that “horny bard fuck dragon” memes are tiring. But I actually didn’t read this meme as horny. I thought it was just “hey, you expect your orc to be buff and muscly, but NO! She lithe and slim!” Basically just poking fun at WotC for removing a feature called “powerful build”.




  • I’m a little sad that that book took so long to arrive that I had gone from never even considering moving to another system (other than for some fun temporary one-shots & small campaigns to add variety) to basically not being able to imagine myself choosing to go back to D&D at all, between the time I paid for it and when it finally arrived 5 months ago. Because I really did love the idea of it when it was being Kickstarted.