Because he is so senile his brain can’t follow a 3 step logic chain anymore.

Introducing the new Apple Power Bottom.

Depending on how many pieces it broke into that slot in the Geobelt is probably going to be unusable for years or decades.

It’s going to be Tesla, no question.

Someone tell the Republicans we found the immigrant interfering with the election.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13… Huh, probably a coincidence.

Oh yeah, I love Linus Tech Tips, it’s one of my favorite YouTubes.

The guy who drew 7 has actually seen an owl.

Even the capitalist dystopia of America doesn’t have inheritance debt.

You can probably use some violence and still come out ahead. I don’t know how to do that math though.

This is how you end up with weird Unicode characters like 𖡄.

Any CAPTCA that can’t be cracked by a computer can be cracked by shoving it in front of a porn video and someone will solve it for you before it times out.

DOOM should never take off his mask.

They have no comment on if they were hacked by pansexual furries.

No gods, no kings, only man. ^Am ^I ^doing ^this ^right?

A good DM knows the rules for the system he is running, a great DM steals from every RPG in arms reach.

After 2 years are they still a toddler?

Those are inside the car, doesn’t help if there’s a toddler stuck in the car.

https://youtu.be/_cZC67wXUTs?si=SGkL2rCqdrq3lIzo

The Hyperloop was very successful, it prevented billions of dollars of investment in mass transit, then evaporated before it could reduce the market for cars.