“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”

Guys, I think I may be stupid

Salt enjoyers be like

I’ve done that while driving at 70mph. Very not fun

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

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I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

Relevant XKCD Make Some Noise

https://youtu.be/Hn2R-WtwuPY?si=HD_4-KRwa5iQSeuB

Back in my day it was Lynx 2012 / apocalypse / whatever it was called saying that was the last Lynx they’d ever make. To my annoyance, it turns out they were lying. Although I don’t tend to hang out with the sort of people that blast themselves with Lynx so I guess it makes no difference either way

What a bunch of bullshit. Just draw it way off 90 if you don’t want people to use a protractor. I calculated 125° because of this (but I’m happy I still got the right wrong answer, if that makes sense)

Doms be like

If it worked in Finding Nemo, it’ll work in real life

Everyone’s brains became fully trained and they were no longer needed

If only YouTube ads were as unobtrusive as PornHub’s… one five-second-skippable ad before each video is all I’ve ever seen

A pimp with a specific brand identity?

Good call, imo. Getting pretty sick of this

Literally 1984 Reputation

There’s nothing contradictory in what is written there.

“The XTX is better - but you don’t deserve it, bitch”

I was thinking I must have missed something because I feel the same way. If a dice-rolling machine can play the game then what’s the point (I’m looking at you, snakes + ladders)