Is this an inside joke or is he a creep?
Is this an inside joke or is he a creep?
Here’s another fun fact, wage theft is the biggest single source of theft in the US.
You’re up in arms against individual thievery and simping for the biggest thieves in the country.
Fun fact, dollar general has a habit of locking employees in the store and demanding they do work off the clock.
Dollar general has stolen now more from it’s own employees than anyone has ever stolen from dollar general. That’s before you get to the horrifically unethical shit they get up to that’s legal.
Fuck em.
That’s what the illegally armed and outfitted off duty police officer at the front of the store is for.
You bafoon. You absolute fool. That’s not the enterprise from Star wars that’s the Nebuchadnezzar from Lost in Space.
Doubles as a speed square in a pinch
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
Do you know what that’s worth??
Yeah but knives weren’t something you’d use on bread for a very long time. And we didn’t start actually cutting bread for even longer.
You think it might be??
Bro say that shit with some confidence.
Venture capital does not contribute beneficially to society.
Generally their alarm is me coming home at the end of the day. Most Saturday nights I go out with some friends and my wife gives them their dental bone. Sunday nights are the nights they think it’s much sooner than typical.
She’s very motivated by those dentine treats.
My beagle gets excited for hers early if I happen to be home, I suspect my wife gives them to our dogs much earlier than I typically do, because she is very consistent with when she starts begging.
This hypothetical scenario assumes that stopping time is universal and instantaneous. Simultaneity in two reference frames, even when that doesn’t make sense. Someone on earth snaps their fingers, and in that same instant, some unwitting observer spends 100 earth solar cycles in frozen, abject terror.
That’s just it, they’re an easy target, and communications infrastructure is one of the first things you want to control or eliminate if you’re taking hostile territory.
Many years ago my grandfather was involved in an air force test of aerial defense platforms that used balloons.
The idea was you could station these things all around the country and at the first sign of an attack you could have missiles launched from 10k feet to anywhere from anywhere.
The test encountered two problems that caused them to abandon the idea.
These balloons were incredibly easy to shoot down. Which would, presumably, rain volatile rocket fuel and munitions down on whatever was beneath them.
And if a missile launched, but failed to separate completely from it’s housing, it would carry that balloon on a wild, unpredictable trajectory, until it collided with something or it decided it had reached it’s detonation time.
All houses can move, if enough wind is blowing
Therefore it is wind that makes cars go.
Part of me misses having a job I could do baked out of my gord.
Most of me is extremely happy that I have a job where I don’t feel the need to be.
Ope, found the useless executive.
Tell me you didn’t read a fuckin thing without telling me you didn’t read a fuckin thing