Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.

My buddy quit his job at the BMW dealership the other day without giving any indication.

This is gold, thanks for sharing.

They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

Dude has probably landed more women than the majority of Lemmy users combined.

What a stupid fucking post. I’m grateful every day I don’t have a runny nose or sore throat as I know how completely miserable I am when I do have either of those.

Dweeb lords stuck in prior years.

They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

Om nom nom nom…

My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.

When the enemy’s base is a school or hospital, it’s sort of hard not to.

Agree, completely.

Fucking stupid. Like the decision to go to war doesn’t weigh on the person and people having to make that decision.

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Too much work. Mine away!

No, it’s not. This was a very tactical way of striking an enemy that hides behind women and children.