Women always will be habitually underestimated.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

Needs mayo

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

Also the least wealthy joint.

Looks like a great place to film a porn, Dawg.

You could try but typically archers prefer to own rather than rent.

Just because what they show you looks like a hot dog doesn’t make it a puppy.

Could be an RV painted to look like a bus. Some people would fuck with you that way. Never trust.

Fart Attack Burger.

A picture has never made me have to poop before.

Why? Just because she didn’t shave her legs? Let her be her.

No ice cream? Weird.

I always thought the frog said ribbit (for her pleasure).

Shut up, Wesley! We must be circumspect with those who could visit genocide upon US with a thought. Also, don’t bring up how often I challenged Q when he could have done the same or I’ll just tell you to shut up again.

40 is the new 50.

Now those are REAL starship captains.

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