This will be everyone in Gaza when rapey gets in power.

Wait until you hear about L’Oréal nazi.

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

It wasn’t unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.

Puke on the singers shoes

Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

“It sucks to realize something you put in a lot of work into had no real benefit”

Everyone who worked for Amazon has this thought.

On the subway I’m more Homer

You’re saying he stepped down because of this, yet others are saying nothing happened?

The social credit score system is pretty effective at ensuring everyone says they like Xi.

Happiness is mandatory.

No wonder Google ex-CEO was saying fuck climate goals.

Guess when you’re sending 5 million? Yeah right.

Makes you wonder if these companies bringing the complaint are getting kickbacks from Google. Free search rank boosting for their respective companies comes to mind.

Or the Australian version “Matebook”, full with Aussies.

Mate.

Good on you dude. I have some friends who sit around all day, gulping down 40oz sodas, wondering why they puff going up one set of stairs.

Put the liquid candy down, unglued yourself from the couch and get out into the world.

Life goes by too fast to be vegetating at home all day.

Should be like GDPR fines: 4% of your annual global revenue.

Edit: just read “It has so far fined Meta a total of 2.5 billion euros for breaches under the bloc’s General Data Protection Regulation’s (GDPR), introduced in 2018, including a record 1.2 billion euro fine in 2023 that Meta is appealing”

Wow, Meta really likes donating to the EU

You get sign on shares when joining, but they don’t mature for 2 years. Leave/get fired before the 2 years is up, you forfeit the shares.

Staff turnover at the 2yr tenure mark was crazy. Well over 50% jumped ship as soon as they hit 2yrs.

And the search engine is shit, with non-existent filters. So you browse for longer and buy more shit you never needed.

“Probably could’ve made a ton more” - no chance of that working for Amazon.

You dodged a lot of pain and loooong hours, 7 days a week.