yeah i aggressively dislike people who believe in genies and it makes me want to kms because you never go away, is that a problem?

“the genie” lmfao

if i knew you fucking people were going to do another round of pretending AI was real, i would have taken up sky diving in 2012

when you decide to play anyway

https://retroachievements.org/game/4855

pretty nice achieve set

aw yeah it goes to the beat of Celebrate by Daft Punk too

wait that’s my pulse that’s not good

love how the article is so corpo that they have to clarify it’s not the whole warranty that expired

as if any of that shit is real and not a scam

ars technica 🙄

prison labor

Ars Technica would die of an aneurysm if it stopped posting about generative AI for even 30 seconds

as they’re the authority on tech, and all they write about is shitty generative AI from 2017, that means shitty generative AI from 2017 is the only tech worth writing about

Venom’s 1up in Maximum Carnage