remember how people make fun of birds for eating seeds when they are mostly shell? yeah humans make their own seeds

gingerbread

I looked and no :(
Etsy does have bar soap that looks like boobs tho

that makes sense, my southern brain didn’t even process that road salts could cause corrosion haha

why northern? I thought the Southeast was more prone to rusting as the Mexico Gulf is right there?

when I was little I’d take them in the bath with me lol

no it’s not. What IS keeping it from being mainstream is googling something basic like “how to run .sh linux” and getting nothing but

sudo chmod +x li.sh

Along with 3 other paragraphs of reading, writing, and security, or just other complicated stuff they don’t need when they really just need to click properties then allow executable.

o7

if you’re comfortable, story time?

Here’s what it looks like:

see more (changes on type of ant)
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=metal+filled+anthill&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images

the sky

FriendlyJorides is both an absolute wordsmith and a middle aged man who watches too much Simpsons at the same time

the American dream

You’re really going to look this feller in their sad little eyes and tell them to go to hell?

Shame on you.

the 3rd panel is similar. I work at a grocery store as a highschool job and it’s really sad seeing grown folks with hair thats literally gray hobbling around because they can’t afford medical bills.

coconut!

At first I thought it was a firm no. as like a stop the joke no.

However on second look I figured it out:

Just replace the text with ‘yes’ and ‘no’ respectively

…aaaand this is why we get a bad rep.

I figured the whole thing out before reading the next sentence :(

I took it as it was a firm no.