I always loved when they scratched their little head with their little feetsies

this is peak shitposting

Allow apps to use any payment processor, not just Google’s 30 percent money-printing machine;

This is a big one. Google taxes 30% off all payments on apps from the play store and now they have to lower it to compete or lose customers.

I know people here are gonna say it’s not enough and while I agree, I still want to celebrate that a positive change has been made at all. Especially at a time where side loading is starting to be cracked down on.

YOU’RE SO RIGHT OH MY GOD

Saw a YouTube video yesterday of a sim racer hobbiest that spent upwards of $700+ on literally just a wheel, shifter, petals, etc. Like not even the seat or computer or monitor or anything. Literally JUST the wheel parts.

Which is crazy but I have no way to complain as I’ve spent like 1,000 on my computer setup at least even excluding the actual PC.

Then there’s Steam…

* note I bought 2 steamdecks in that time and my account is like 4 years old

Compare yours with mine! https://help.steampowered.com/en/accountdata/AccountSpend

I want a water bear as a pet so bad but the fact that they’re microscopic might be an issue

but what if I want one 🥺

I want an ipod 2

I love that stock image lol

once my sister’s (black) cat got into some black paint and left paw prints going up to the toilet then left some on the seat. He wanted the fresh water lol

I heard video tutorials are just a product of ‘big tube’.

well it IS called !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

ah that makes sense, thanks!

This is my favorite phrase to point out how fucked up it is we don’t get to decide these changes for ourselves. Started with ‘Oversimplified’ on YT pointing out that the ‘land of the free’ willingly gave up their rights to consuming alcohol in the prohibition

who tf interpolated the bear

I don’t get it after the 2nd had, any chance someone else understands?

I showed my teacher a flork and now she loves them

oh yeah. Forgot about that one.

I interpreted it as being IRL staring at them rather than emojis, but the latter IS MUCH funner when you imagine some old collage professor type dude just being confused