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https://locations.wendys.com/

Sound like human

50und 11k3 hum4n

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What a cat-ass-trophy

There’s also OXYGEN in the WATER, the stuff that causes METAL to RUST and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

Oompa loompa doopa dee dit

He wants to swallow some of our spit

Oompa loompa doopa dee dah

Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah

More like a revenue loss and a bigger revenue loss place.

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

Cop: say woof.

Dog: what, right now?

Cop: yeah.

Dog: but I don’t smell anything…

Cop: I’ll give you a treat.

Dog: woof woof woof!

Notopbutok

Then it would be a multilingual computer

I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.

I see you are quite moo’ved by this comment.

Cumming soon, to a theater near you!

RIP Trevor Moore

Front + boot = froot?

Stop with the puns… We get the point

A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!

Porpoise*

Maybe so, but on the other hand…