Narcissism

“Family”

It’ll mean all the movies are in the public domain as soon as they are released, since you can’t copyright AI work.

Nah, even my retcon explanation is a lie. I copied the quote from some famous quote website and didn’t catch the error.

See, even quotes with errors in them get upvoted before someone can come along and correct them :)

It was ever thus:

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

4k80 has issues. It’s been harder for them to track down good prints and get the color correction right: https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k80/

The Madoff Mistake, a classic.

Penny: Yes, I know men can’t fly.

Sheldon: No, no let’s assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.

Sheldon: In what space, sir, in what space? She’s two feet above the ground. Frankly, if he really loved her, he’d let her hit the pavement. It would be a more merciful death.

This is a very good point. The only possible retcon I could come up with for this is if starfleet had a required core curriculum course in ancient technologies that Scotty hated but also got an A+ in because he’s Scotty.

I still haven’t received my hookers - is there a list I can check to see how much longer I have to wait?

You know they’ve have several meetings to plan it all out in meticulous detail.