We have dice from them, the funny shaped dice are great to look at, terrible to stack

That’s unfair to BMW drivers. Those don’t come standard with turn signals.

Who forgot to poison the monk beforehand?

Artificers use assembly language to cast their spells.

1st level wild shape ability byte.
4th level wild shape ability megabyte.
8th level wild shape ability gigabyte.
9th level wild shape ability terabyte

Bonus 0th level ability: nibble

Vim (clearly a buff)

That’s some grand wizard who’s made some named spells. Vim’s Inescapable Hut being the most known one.

Same stat block, vastly different class

Think A wall of force and a fireball can make a fireball hut?

Barely two months! I’m expecting my new PC for work any day now. (Saw the episode this week)

Tiny hut.

That computer is from 2024, this picture is legit.

After you get snipped, it’s potentially weeks/months before you are shooting blanks, a switch like this is less of babies/no babies and more like babies/accidental babies.

Edit: sorry for facts on shit post

DVI-amat?

Bahdmi-amut?

“Have you ever thought ‘I’m kinda hungry, but not hungry enough to eat a whole potato’?”

That’s blasphemy at our table.

Summon fish!

Or maybe summon food and water? (It’s hard to stay dry with a flopping fish around)

Bigby’s crushing fish?

I am not sure I like TOS because hair (pike)

I don’t know the reference material, so I saw Snape from the back in the first picture. I was surprised in the second half.

I try, the shell I need to crawl out of is large, and comfy though. It was easy being the big dumb fighter type, who would interject with things like “can I smash now?” Or asking the party “can we cook this?”

I’ve now got a face character and uh, it’s hard being a face. At least they are overly dramatic, I can stall conversation with drama.

The real treasure is the cabbages we make along the way.

“Magic missile is just a teleportation spell to a gun range. Create food and water? Teleportation. Teleport? Believe it or not, a hack of disintegration”

WANT NOT