Keep your dick beaters off of me!

That doesn’t sound impossible.

The first door should have been your original meme.

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain’t even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

Good point. And technically, a new moon is only visible during a solar eclipse 👍

I don’t know why the talking dog didn’t think of that.

Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

That’s called Molly Maid.

All water means all water. Maybe some sort of blood filter, as well.

Nah, we’ll just filter all the water on Earth.

All other forms of chocolate and peanut butter candy are inferior to the seasonal Reeses. There is a lull between eggs and pumpkins that I, honestly, appreciate.

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.

Amazon Rufus AI Search Assistant

Can I just say, fuck Rufus popping up after every search.

This link doesn’t work anymore, which is why I believe OP specified.

So they’re both creeps.

OP too, for purposeful inclusion of the ragebait censoring! But don’t hate the player, hate the game folks.

Thats a relief, I thought they were chicken heads.

You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.

I think there may be a couple edits needed in your comment. Reread slowly and get back to us.