Fair, enough

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

How do you feel about punctuation?

It’s not easy being green.

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao

Coolin?

Rich, creamy, garlic

Sex is like emotional support, I’ll take it where I can get it.

Depends on if the first one is screwed in tight enough.

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no

Hey it tickles

These scammers are getting devious. I mean, who could pass up that opportunity?

I guess YouTube is ok with condoning genocide then because the Israeli government sure as hell is not making any distinctions between Hamas and regular Palestinians.

I can almost hear the music.