I was referring to the watermark lol (bottom right of the image)

It does! English is in the minority on the adjective-noun order lol

I translated photofunky.net as if it were French lol. “Photo funky” is how you would say “funky photo” in French. And net is a word in both languages too, so I just went with a different meaning for the joke

You did great and it’s the same message either way but, just for fun, your translation in French would be:

bonjour je m’appelle helium. j’suis un gaz noble.

(The literal translation would be “mon nom est helium” but people don’t usually talk like that in French- just like the literal translation of “je m’appelle” is “I call myself” but people don’t usually talk like that in English)

hello it’s me helium

i am a noble gas

Noble ?

Unintelligible

funkyphoto.clear

Don’t think we won’t be counting, OP

Mogus :)

Nomomogus :(

Ohhh! I change my opinion- absolutely horizontal lol. Could make an onlyfans and be rich in a week!

Hmmm

buttface… or whatever the english term

I’m not sure we have a word for this

But I vote vertical, for aesthetic reasons

I <3 your username

shipping

Lol, does he get shipped to the highest bidder? Surely it costs more than $10 to ship a man?

I agree with what Cris said.

I think this comic would be almost just as funny without the kid crying and yelling at the end. The funniest part to me is the implication that this guy decided his children’s names as babies just for a laugh when introducing them; he probably loves every opportunity to do so, and always makes sure to introduce ketchup first.

(Just to be clear, in case these condiments aren’t popular where you’re from- ketchup is red and mustard is yellow, and they’re often used together, so people see the yellow brother of ‘ketchup’ and think he’ll be named ‘mustard’, but then they find out he’s named ‘piss’ instead)

I would also recommend bringing along a classic adjustable wrench and/or a pair of pliers

I’ve been using a Pixel running GrapheneOS for about a year now and I love it

That’s fair- I never bothered to check. It should be safe to assume though that even a vent posted here is of the shitpost variety, but this one isn’t

Is what you wrote meant to be a shitpost? What do you think a shitpost is?

I like this a lot better with “we.” It feels more empowering