Our chief kink is suprise!

Ni!

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

You Linux users sure are a contentious people.

Depends if the current british owners are emotionally abusing their nephew by keeping him there.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

This quote has got to be up there with

“The secret ingredient is crime.”

And

“That crack is very moreish.”

I’d also like an explanation.

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!

John’s done being sorry.

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

Without the man upon my back.

At least in heaven I can skate.

Heaven is a half-pipe.

Hand me 10cc’s of brick.

Oi! Don’t mess up my tab stacks and browser workspaces, I just rearranged them!

“A’right where u goin’ luv?”

“Cockfosters.”

It’s always Cockfosters.

“Please use legal paid services” yeah I would if

1. They actually had the content I’d like to buy available for purchase
2. I actually get a copy to keep and not rent for an indefinite period of time until the rights holder and / or vendor forgets to renew and it gets automatically removed.