Fuck you for this

Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer

I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home

You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?

As many women as he has mudflaps maybe…

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

Dustbud ®

Holy fuck someone give this man a blank check and a box truck full of four loko

No way I’m letting my kid watch copaganda

Probably safe up to 2016 as long as it’s not luxury brand

I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’

This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here

Lmao I unknowingly liked their cheapest sandwich best

You can imagine why lmao

Ehhh, more of an artsy psychological thriller imo.

Patterson and Dafoe are brilliant in their mania though.

If it was 5 words, ‘crib for sale; never used’

Crib for sale

Also living places without draconian laws also exists