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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Only bad ones at bad places. I used to be a bouncer for years.

    I was a guardian of “you” and my bartenders. I got you home safe, got rid of sexual predators and creeps, and gave you a light for your cigarettes and joints even though I don’t smoke either anymore. Someone to chat with at length when you were just there because you had to. I suppose I would boost the occasional self-esteem too :]

    I would also beat people up and sometimes pepper spray their mouth and eyeballs if they were violent assclowns. Such is life!


  • That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you’d realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

    What I’m trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.