Southwest Airlines be like…

Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”

“Gotcha bitch!”

Man, imagine the dining hall

Of course it is… quality of the film aside, it’s the era of re-releases lately. Looks like the strike really fucked a whole ton of shit up

Can confirm. Have seen the movie & it is indeed titled Pulp Fiction

“Who needs a union anyways (I certainly hope you don’t)? We’re like a family here (and you’re the help) & your hard work will pay off (for me) in the long run, I’m sure of it (because it’s a tried & true process of subjugation)!”

Edit: quotes

Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.