This again?

If we wanted to be like Europe culture, we wouldn’t have whooped Europe’s ass.

Well that’s good! I’m pleasantly surprised.

As nice a thought as that is, you have never been to prison, have you? Convicts aren’t going to give two shits about this guy.

That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

I saw a cybertruck in the rain the other day. I got the hell away from it.

Calvin’s Dad over here.

My best friend back in the day pronounced it WAR-EZ. It was a constant point of contention between us.

Does that work? I’m feeling old and tired.