It adds flavor.

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Who is that? She looks like that crazy jewish chick that was following Trump around for a while lol.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

Evan Williams is good and smooth, not stupidly overpriced either.

I don’t know wtf you’re drinking. Bourbon ain’t made in your buddies backyard over the course of a week or two.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.