The best DMs are the ones that can adapt and come up with stuff on the fly. The only guaranteed thing is that the players are idiots and will try and punch a NPC in the tavern on day 1… throwing your well planned story out the window.

I get the joke, but did the person writing this have a stroke halfway through writing it?

Check out one of the Fedora spins if you want to go Wayland.

Makes me think about what I should prioritize… network transfer or local storage.