Masturbate while watching you

Wven better, do like brazil; block and fine

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

triumvirate

(It’s a “three” word)

Although not super compact the 21:9 ratio makes it quite slim

blEU screen of death

Ha gayyyyy

Not only that, with Linux you can/have to manually update. Which means I hear the news before running the update

fuck off Yanks, stop making every post about you

Piss the fuck off you yanks

Rumination

C goatse

3 star meme

Panel with dildo slapping would make it 5/7