Right. And if you’re going to do it at least do it right.

At least make his tie grumpy cat, or Harambe.

Or the router, in another state, and the person with access to the closet/server room knows how to push a few buttons at best.

That happens once… and you get misconfigophobia for life.

The Star Trek movie vibes are strong with this one.

You sir, what’s your name?

“Hammer… Jackson Hammer.”

[Scribbles]
Ham…mer… that’s with two M’s?

“Yes… why?”

Mr. Hammer, here’s your citation for destroying the bench. You can call this number here to inquire about court dates and fines.

Or praying the space ship flies true.

I remember there was an Easter egg but I can’t recall if it was related to no disc and then loading an audio cd or something else. You’d have a small space ship flying around and towards and away from the screen almost like a screensaver.

It’s been almost 30 years though so I’m a little hazy on the details.

It’s bugging me that I can’t find it online anywhere.

That’s great. Here’s another funny take on the concept by Natural Habitat Shorts

https://youtube.com/shorts/_brza_A_qEk

And I like how they put actual factoids in the titles.

If I recall correctly it’s important to be running ECC memory right?

Otherwise corrupter bites/data can cause file system issues or loss.

Feral but leashed. And the leashes came off I guess.

So… public shopping post Covid? So many people act “feral” now.

I wish this amalgamation of various shoppers was pure fiction and not almost the norm now.

What do you mean my snarling uncontrolled dog can’t urinate in the cart at the checkout line? And where’s that cashier? Why do I have to wait? Don’t they know I have to get back before Olsteen’s special service comes on? These kids are so lazy… why doesn’t anybody do their jobs anymore!?!

Pushed cigarettes on kids

Roll for intelligence… 16. The progress of the one hit BEG killing spell is 33%

<many turns later>

Roll for intelligence… 3. The progress of the one hit BEG killing spell is 96%. That’s the only action you can take on your turn. You better hope the party can stop the army from hitting the power source of this spell before it finishes.

Roll for intelligence… 5. Since that would be more than 100 the progress of the spell rolls back to 91%.

A crack forms below you… and suddenly a tunnel collapses inward beneath your feet.

After a short while your fall is arrested. You are now snagged in a web, in the dim light lit from where you fell you can see this web goes on, all around you, seemingly forever.

I cast CVE-2014-0160… at the darkness

You roll a 1.

This causes an unauthorized access exception and a giant bouncer rapidly approaches, screaming in fury.

The orc becomes a pile of gelatin, quivering, you now must choose what it will become.

Roll for…

Agile Method

Kill

Clone

Daemon Process

Enders Game instilled the importance of adjusting your frame of reference. What was up can become down.

So it’s science fiction but when you consider a collaborative global human response to existential danger it’s fantasy.

But the Shadow series shows how quickly we go back to weaponizing and using gifted war trained children as tools of conquest… so realism/horror?

A great channel for topics like this.

This video goes into the expansion of spacetime as well as cover how internally those forces don’t affect local spacetime because of the mass/spacetime curvature.

Space DOES NOT Expand Everywhere

Although I have to agree with the top comment regarding this being my favorite channel I don’t understand. But the more I watch it the more I start to get a sense of a lot of it and I actually am understanding some of it

And yeah, we don’t know what, if there’s anything, it’s expanding into.

https://youtu.be/bUHZ2k9DYHY?t=537

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