Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

I had a coworker in the room adjacent to my computer who would play true crime docs without headphones during his lunch. It’s hard to focus on spreadsheets and stuff when you hear lines like “They found the body three days later, covered in blood and feces”.

This Wilbury really do be traveling

I tried it once and vomited on my sweater

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

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At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

It seems like some websites think that the more the users know about the quality of the content, the worse it is for the website’s profit

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

“You all will be stardust”

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

This also works for political parties

40k games??? That’s far too many

You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

I’m not sure whom you’re trying to mock: me (baselessly), OP, or an unspecified third party

I mean, if you want to buy me a new and better smartphone to replace the one that I’ve been using since I received it as a gift 4 years ago, then go right ahead. Otherwise, no need to be so condescending about something someone may not have the finances to affect.

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