Larry is a serious dude, but it’s the Darrell’s you really need to worry about.

Svarte Daga in my ass

Can someone build me an all electric Econoline? Preferably with a wizard painted on the side.

He started smoking again after 911 iir.

I see nothing that indicates that that is the front of the roll

At least it was a real name. Nowadays it seems like every new company’s name is just a random jumble of letters solely because that .com was available.

Shit. I didn’t realize that I was doing this to myself until I got diagnosed as an adult about 10 years after I quit smoking.

Nope. Not even close.

My grandmother started smoking after her doctor suggested that she take it up in order to help her lose weight after pregnancy. She smoked the rest of her life.

My not involved in human trafficking t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Lame

Capitalist bigot Christians complaining about false gospels is pretty rich.

I’d explain but it’s a whole Thing.

I was really enjoying his overuse of the raised “isn’t it interesting” eyebrow.

I also have that printer. I have to read so many papers for school right now and that thing is a life saver. Is it weird to have feelings for a printer?

I wonder if it mostly happens when people are looking down at their phones. There is a pole on my campus that I have seen multiple people walk into while texting. Then again, my cat has been trying to fight her doppelganger in the mirror for years now and she’s smarter than a few people I know.