Apes love playing with puppies, they got this.

Yeah he’s the pretentious friend that can’t watch a movie until he’s messed with the color settings for like 10 minutes.

The last season of discovery is the only one I have left and I’m finishing it begrudgingly. I really don’t like that show. Huge fan of strange new worlds, but discovery felt like a cw version of a Disney star wars show.

“I will intentionally film the entire movie with the lense cap on. If you can’t see the movie, that’s your problem. It means you’re not a true cinephile like me. Movies weren’t meant to be watched”

Tosses scarf

-Christopher Nolan probably

Fun fact, this guy is an ex wrestler named Ryback. I say ex wrestler because even though he’s not retired, nobody will hire him. He’s bat shit crazy.

It’s a Werther’s originals flavored mcflurry really, so not that hard to name it

What’s crazy to me is that if you go to a smoothie place, they add sugar. I have to specify that my mango and fruit smoothies don’t require additional sugar cause their recipes add it for some reason

-He really has an ugly face.

-He is certainly ugly.

-But, you know what, that’s not really what bothers me about this. What bothers me is that he looks like an old woman.

-Right! Well, he is wearing a lot of blush on those cheekbones, but I feel like that was the look of the times.

-No, no, but it’s not just that though, Mac, it’s not.

-I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women. I mean, look at Ronald Reagan, right?

-Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?

My vague recollection is that the studio messed with Picard a lot

They can do that easily by just jumping into multiverses now.

Which is odd too. I can’t picture Peter as a captain of industry. He’s brilliant but lazy remember? He’s not a leader. He’s that kid that forgets to turn off the oven, or runs off to chase a criminal instead of going to class. That kind of lifestyle doesn’t Jive with Spidey

The new Holland trilogy is for sure gonna be deadbeat Peter since nobody remembers him now. But yeah in the 80s and 90s comic he’s in space doing missions with Avengers, then in NY struggling with rent. Made no sense to me. Even worse when he couldn’t afford rent but he had a damn Spider car!

Gooby pls

As a kid I always wondered why spiderman had to struggle for rent. I get that is part of his charm, but can’t the city of NY give him a stipend? Can’t Tony start pay him a salary? Damn Tony just give him one of your penthouses. Reminder that when Tony died he could have changed Peter and May’s entire life if he had just left a crumb for them in his will.

I bought a Roots coat 12 years ago. It was originally 300 but got it for half price. Warmest coat I’ve ever owned, and it is still my winter coat to this day. It might need an insulation replacement this year, but that costs like $20. Every other bit of that coat is still in great condition

I don’t know about now, but a couple years back you’d see lineups out the door at that place, I always wondered where people get the money

Who the hell even uses that site anymore?

Took me a sec

People don’t know shit about nuance anymore. If your art isn’t obvious and the message isn’t directly in your face, young people now can’t process it and don’t know if they should be outraged, they do love to be outraged.

Where are all the “y’all calling Drake a pedo cause you’re jealous!” People now? I remember how hard they defended his creep years ago when people started talking about his creepiness