But property is theft, so now you are under arrest

They checked out

Bro wants to eat his own meatballs

Wife wants to eat his meatballs, and not ask for her own

Bro gets early, gets his own meatballs.

Wife gets to restaurant, sees new meatballs

She starts picking on husband meatballs

Bro shares

Wife happy

Everyone happy

Very Unusual natural disasters doesn’t have the same ring to it

Popregon

Fun-size tonic

Petite libation

Word

Hey now, don’t be shocked by the tone of my voice

To get to that conclusion you’d need to 4X break it down, but down, down

This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs

Tiny soda?

Dat bulged proboscis tho

I mean butter and and margarine are both good here in LATAM but lard is also used as well

they are evolving

That’s pretty unnatural state of affairs not gonna lie

Nah you need a good credit score for that

Like a credit card?

This hurts me and burns