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“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”

Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

I’m glad the EMH finally settled on a name.

Richard Woolsey is pretty good. I’d probably choose a different first name, because some little blond shit with clone daddy issues might mockingly call me dick but maybe I’m just imagining things.

Would you consider “American Liason to the IOA and eventual leader of the Ancient city of Atlantis” a step up or down from Chief Medical Officer?

Sore-ee

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I literally just rewatched this episode not two hours ago.

Boims in the back, absolutely dying from a tiny amount, and mariner over here pouring out half the bottle.

My wife said she would be boimler, because she’s super vanilla about spicy things. Vanilla might be too spicy for boimler though.

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“The door seems normal to you.”

players proceed to analyze the door for an hour, not realizing if they take the stairs slightly to the left, they’ll be taken to the treasure room they’re looking for

I’ve gotten impatient before and snapped “the door rots away from the time you’ve spent arguing and falls open” which just sparked a few minutes of debating whether the building is sentient and will eat them if they enter the door.

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WOAH. WOAH.

It’s salted pork, and it is particularly good.

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