There are chinese tractor companies? I only know US, Italian, French or German tractor companies.

Hey pills are great, apparently quite a few people like them. Can you recommend any?

Congrats for getting out I guess?

There’s an easy solution for that, you pay only fee of sum x for any surgery, the rest is paid by your insurance. They have the money, power and leverage to actually realise competition in the medical field

One time use though - for the vacuum cleaner and the house as well as the user

Actually now that I think about - excellent combo-deal

You’re right, forgot about that one. Similar to how the Austrians like to forget there was German chancellor from Austria

IIRC there has never (or very few times) been a US president of German ancestry.

On your back obviously, do you even lift?

It is a crime to cross the Autobahn

It can already not be stealing since that requires the stolen object to be in fact a physical (and a moveable one at that) object. Stealing non-physical property does constitute a crime, but it’s not stealing.

Note: this is very specific to your country of origin and may not be true for your country or the applicable law in the case of international crime

Bold of you too assume that there’s anything remotely organic in Coke that can actually ripen

I am a Bastard, I didn’t know I am dumbass as well

Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting

Prevent 9/11 probably unrealistic, but you could pull the fire alarm prior to the attack and thereby save lifes

You could walk in there and pull the fire alarm

The Suffering in my Ass or Jaws in my ass, can’t remember which one it was

It’s a plain bird

As for PhDs, I don’t know the system in the USA, in Germany you can become a part-time teacher for your subject at university. Which means that your PhD is free and you get payed a little, normally enough to provide for your everyday and rent. Maybe there are doctorate programs geared towards US students.

Also maybe this info by the German Federal Ministry for Foreign Affairs can be helpful.

If you have any further questions on working in Germany, pls do consider asking on the English-speaking German subreddits for further information. They are quite a big community and should be able to offer more info and in particular more detailed info for your craft.

Anyhow I wish you good luck and maybe we can welcome you in Germany.

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Wait till he hears about Eppstein , a town in Germany