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Holy shit. You two actually went back and forth this long on something this stupid?! Impressive.
Omg! You are such a gaslighting narcissist! Your strawman whataboutism is triggering my OCD, PTSD, and LMNOP!
Did I miss any classics?
… 🔫 Always has been
My wife would probably pick the man over the mosquito. She hates those things because they always seem to seek her out.
but more importantly, [this masterpiece]
Never before has an answer left me with this many more questions.
Are we really bragging about understanding context clues?
It’s easy to convert though. (Starts talking about mother fucking fractions)
Ok, Buddy.
Very good point. By default, I think of black bears because that’s what we have around here.
That’s enough, knoc
Did you use past tense because they sold out?
Jesus. I thought you were just missing the point. You are definitely the reason they pick bears. Fucking disgusting.
Then you DON’T get it. That’s the whole point. We’re trying to help you get it.
Nobody needs to listen to “What about the men?”, because we’ve all been hearing that for thousands of years. That point has been made and understood, and it’s the WRONG POINT TO MAKE.
Let’s switch topics, tell us about how taxing billionaires makes them sad. It’ll go over just as well as the other points you’ve been making.
Realistically, everyone knows that the man offers three options. He could be useful, neutral, or dangerous.
What these women are saying is that they would give up the chance of him being useful or neutral, just to have a 0% chance of him being dangerous.
Would you put every penny you own on a single number on a roulette wheel?
And don’t bother with statistics. They KNOW the statistics and still rightfully feel that way.
There’s a pretty good chance the bear will leave you alone if you don’t spook it.
But ONLY the comments section!
When you’re so horny for metaphors that you can’t remember what you were originally talking about.