Fleshodynamic*

People need to spread the word about good, safe partners better.

But jealousy exists, so everyone else has to gamble with their lives for a date/orgasm.

Chat, is Elon cooked? No cap?

You’ll still roll without air. Air has a negligible, if anything negative, impact on rolling.

40% of people are voting to divert the meteor and 40% are voting to accelerate it towards us…

Hmmm… I vote we change the moon’s orbit a bit. I’m a single-issue voter and neither plan really addresses the moon very well.

That’s understandable and not implied by the comic, so you’re not targeted by my joke.

Sarcasm is pretty much by definition lying to insult someone or something.

Best case scenario the judge holds you in contempt of court. Worst case you go to prison for perjury.

I hear the meteor has a lot of palladium, which should help our economy.

A vote for a third party under FPTP is mathematically a vote against the party closest to your values. If you live in the US, that means you vote(d) against the Democratic Party and for the Republican Party.

I too long for a third party, but 2024 is not the time.

Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

Imagine if you could vote to stop the meteor but choose to stay home and read the comics instead.

Fiduciary duties cut both ways.

Funny and technically perjury.

The DNC has plenty of flaws but I didn’t stay home and enable fascism because of it. How fucking stupid can people be?

Russian propaganda is too hilariously good.

Oh my god this ‘both sides are the same’ nonsense is even more disgusting post-election.

Children’s stories are often seeds of critical thinking sown in growing minds.

I don’t think your assumption is accurate. They famously started shooting at a government because they taxed them a little more than they wanted to be taxed (to pay for a war we started).

The founders thought they inoculated us against tyranny in 1776.

Enshittification strikes again!

Why sell customer one thing when you can make it shittier and they have to buy it again?

You get paid a living to moderate Lemmy?