A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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I understood SNL
In order to sue you have to show damages. It seems like she can only show benefits. Maybe she can gain more weight than she lost before she goes to court and start dating an asshole or something.
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?
Isn’t he just amplifying it?
381·2 months agoI posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.
I’ll never think of nasty bathrooms again without thinking of Alexander
Let me fix that…
“I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off”
This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
Put a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man
131·5 months agoI love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good
When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.
This site counted and “The conclusion was that with 19 black characters over seven seasons, Dukes of Hazzard had a higher black-character-to-episode ratio than Seinfeld or Friends.”
60·6 months agoI switched in the late 90s to attract women. I still think it’s going to work someday.
I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.
(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)
The weiling fan is decoration enough
That’s not what really happened though. They needed an investor to get the company off the ground. Musk came in and screwed them out of the company
2·1 year agoI absolutely love this: “The Miami Herald published an article in 1981 about an 89-year-old man named Sammy James. James had worked for decades as a crate nailer and said his fast moves earned him the nickname, “The Nailer.””
His job title was a crate nailer, but he got the nickname from his fast moves. That’s like being so good at operating the cash register you earn the nickname “The Cashier”
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed