…what? Obviously. It’s for turbulence, which is common. This comic is a joke, but not how it’s intended to be.

Ah, ok, so it might only be newborns.

What???

Ok? Well that’s what an age limit would imply, isn’t it?

Huh? So…only children get to use social media…?

Lol, yes that’s a very good point.

Bug accounts, or big? Bug as in programming?

Is 500,000 actually a lot? Honest question, my sense of scale with these things is shaky.

*“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?”

Jesus, get the quote right.

I hope they enjoy my 25 million screenshots of Buffy, Angel, and Stargate.

Is the bird ok?

*has *partners

It’s technically true. “Has built” can be past tense.

Mehta said the tech giant has built “the industry’s highest quality search engine”.

This is not wrong. They have done this, in the past. And since then, it has taken a nose dive.

That sounds like an excessively large battery.

I usually play overall good, but an impatient dick.

Witcher 3: Tell peasant he can keep his 20 crowns for his daughter. Proceed to loot all his precious gem stones and ore right in front of him and his sick daughter.

Raise your hand if your Paragon Sheppard has never shoved that dude out the skyscraper window.

I miss headphone jacks.

Give it up. He’s not drinking any fucking merlot.