German, Dad, GM , Mini Painter, 3D Printer, dysfunctional gifted kid - he/him

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  • RQG@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldShapeshifter “E”
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    1 month ago

    When you pray for the lord to have mercy, they have to dispense it somehow. That part made sense to me as a kid.

    However why would God have to buy one? And from whom? Who manufactures these mercy dispensers for God? Why wouldn’t God just make them into existence?

    When I learned that it was Mercedes Benz I came to understand that even God needs to abide by trademark law.







  • You are immature for your age and try to now grow up. You think you are smarter than most people, which you are, but not by as much as you think. For that reason you struggle with impostor syndrome and hold yourself back from achieving the career you actually want. But still you manage to come off as condescending to people around you.

    Please don’t take this seriously.



  • In our group everyone brings snacks. Then we have way too many snacks. We store snacks and they last for another session or two. Then one session we are out and noone brought snacks so we run without snacks. The next time everyone brings snacks and we have too many again. Rinse and repeat.

    We call it the ebb and flow of the RPG snackage.