This is how you get modern Doom

“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈

Never trust staircase in the woods.

17 iirc

I would :)

Honestly this is hella cute

Our kids get the world we deserve.

That’s a red bow tie

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂

Scared gay panicking

I say sure, hand them the receipt (most of the time unless if there’s something I might need to return) and keep walking.

All they asked was to see my receipt. They can look at it all they want.

ITT: discussion about BDSM using codewords and allegories in every comment.

One of them looks happy to see you

Sigh… Fine.

I’ll do it myself.

I don’t see it though, personally.

Real question: how is he so wildly deformed?

Damn I could go for both…

We allow JD Vance posts?