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Goddammit! Jesus H on the Donut Cross of the Dumbassrealites Christ. You might be right.

Great. Now I have food poising, I am hallucinating because of dehydration and malnourishment, AND I no longer have sense of self. So…which god do I thank for all this? You gave me a list.

🤨 …How much money?

I mean, it’s where I keep all of my important tax documents in pdf and my old family videos. It’s plugged in this here chromebook. Haven’t needed to take it out since I got the thing during a sale for $160. The chromebook that is. I don’t remember what 16Gb cost back then.

I’ll be the non jokey one here and bring us all down with the hard math. 13.6 kilometers converted into American is pretty much, like, way more than a half tank of gas unless you have a Prius. But you do you. Can you get me a slushie on the way back? You know I’m good for it.

I took the starlight, too. Same. Took the bus on the return trip, also awful experience.

Because you are not important. I am very important. I have places I need to be yesterday. And, yes, it IS a truck. I have never used the bed of my truck or it would get dirty. /dont drive //dont have a car ///but I DO have a DL! Has my picture and everything

I’ve studied this. And I have decided I like the idea there is a salami slice in the cart slot. Therefore: it is a salami.

*high fives…and misses!

I mean, that’s just a minor detail. And Deliverance taught me how to prepare for south of Market clubs in my 20s. IYKYK.

Dang, that is pretty spot on! When I go camping, I often find myself contemplating a pretend fire in front of me while I prepare for carbon monoxide poisoning in my tent…but I keep my flaps open! Safety first!

Yeah. I dont get it. It’s not my thing but I don’t judge if it doesn’t hurt anyone.

Get out. We don’t use that kind of talk in our house.

I hope these people have IBS for a couple of weeks. And during times on the can, use that quiet time to reflect. Praise Dolly. Amen.

I upvoted. But I also banned u/sjmarfx. Take from that what you will.

sips my cocoa and says absolutely nothing

Hang on. Are you saying we are doing it wrong?

That was my take away. It was funny that way. But if you extrapolated from other interpretations, it’s kinda sad or kinda fascist. I prefer the funny.

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

I don’t get it. Like…I’m not a toddler. I need to get down low to check on those cakes. Also, I wish I had that ass.