Pretend to throw something!

Eyes.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Bees riding tiny motorbikes

Sunny side inside!

This style reminds me of how my mind works when I’m drifting to sleep and thoughts/concepts start to meld in ways that they normally wouldn’t.

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)